Friday, March 07, 2014

Things My Son Does NOT Want To Do

In a typical day, my son expresses great displeasure at the following activities:
  • Get dressed
  • Get undressed
  • Go downstairs
  • Stay upstairs
  • Eat breakfast
  • Eat nothing
  • Go outside
  • Stay inside
  • Go to Kindergym
  • Stay home
  • Leave Kindergym
  • Get in the car
  • Listen to music
  • Not listen to music
  • Go back inside
  • Change his diaper
  • Leave his diaper on
  • Put pants back on
  • Leave pants off
  • Remove socks
  • Leave feet bare
  • Have someone make his lunch
  • Eat lunch
  • Clean up after lunch
  • Nap
  • Snack
  • Not snack
  • Go outside
  • Go inside
  • Have someone make his dinner
  • Eat dinner
  • Clean up after dinner
  • Go upstairs
  • Get in the bath
  • Get out of the bath
  • Put his diaper on
  • Get dressed
  • Brush his teeth
  • Go to his room
  • Go to sleep
And I can't seem to figure out why I'm so tired...

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